The Spaceman

aurora-vorealis-deactivated2022:

jellytoast:

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Headache Treatments in 1890s Known as Vibration Therapy

people just did shit back then huh

freshmoviequotes:

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The Suicide Squad (2021)

butch-bakugo:

doobiebenson:

afronerdism:

adamtheredbeard:

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so can we start hunting down white liberals now or what

The full picture is even more heart breaking after you open the uncropped version. Just a heads-up, it’s rough

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Nah let’s post it. Let’s feel it. Don’t look away.

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I notice alot of my followers on here skipping these posts just to mess with my lgbt ones, suspiciously the white popular ones.

Heres a not so friendly reminder, as an lgbt metis person, i dont give a single fuck what your blog is themed or if this is too painful for you to look at. Reblog this post. Reblog this post with the sources of the 751 children who were found.

Your compliance and silence as well as the compliance and silence of your ancestors is what allowed these schools to open and kill first nations children. The children of MY people.

Dont follow me if you cant reblog this post or the one with sources to your political blog or your most popular blog. Add trigger warnings if you must but if your political blog is only focused on the harms you personally face like being lgbt then you need to see some bigger pictures and stop being afraid of angering your racist mutural or actually saying some shit about racism. If you can reblog some antifa graphics or add blm to your bio to be a surface level ally, you can reblog some sources on the genocide first nations people faced and still face today.

They were CHILDREN.

They were murdered in cold blood.

thyrell:

dvas0ng:

You know as a former clown breeder I do have to say that breeding clowns isn’t as easy as selecting your male and your female and putting them in the same enclosure. 

First, you have to make sure your female is ready to mate. If you put a male and a female together when the female is not ready, you’re going to waste time, effort, and supplies. Really, check your clowns for readiness to breed! Each breed of clown is ready to mate at different intervals (as little as 14 day cycles to as long as 3 years), so it’s probably best to do your research on your clown’s schedule. It’s fairly easy to decipher if she’s ready, once you’ve gotten down the basics of what clown readiness looks like.

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This female is not ready to breed. Her natural markings are still very bright and colorful, and her “fleshy” tones only really extend on her hands and somewhat on her face. An inexperienced clown breeder might consider this clown ‘ready’ because she’s getting rather mono-chromatic with her markings on her legs and arms, but this should never be mistaken for the fleshy tone that signals a female is ready. 

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This female is ready. The flesh tone has extended from her hands up to her elbows, and I’d bet you money the tone extends beneath the knee as well. Her facial markings are much brighter, and her variety and intensity of color tell me this clown and well and truly ready to mate. How exciting!

Second, your clowns have to be properly fed. I know people have previously gone over proper clown care and feeding (fresh spun cotton candy is a must, they’re obligate candyvores), but introducing the breeding pair can be a very stressful time for clowns. It’s a good idea to supplement your candy diet with some fresh salted popcorn, or maybe giant novelty lollipops- you know, regular clown treats. This will help your clowns feel more at ease as they transition into your breeding tent. 

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Finally, clowns can be particular about when they mate. You’ll know it’s happening because of the distinctive high pitched honking both breeding partners produce. It can take up to a week for clowns to acclimate to their mate and the tent you’ve transferred them to, so don’t get discouraged if you put your clowns together and nothing happens for a few days! They may just be skittish. Feel free to introduce additional toys and treats like a fresh batch of balloons or a unicycle to try to help them feel comfortable. 

What I’ve found with my clowns, back when I did this, is that most clowns seemed to prefer breeding between four and seven a.m., when chances for frivolity and merriment are low regardless. Now, the honking is extremely loud, so if you are going to breed your clowns, invest in some earplugs and a white noise machine. 

That’s how you can get your clowns to mate, but this is getting really long, so I won’t go into clown gestation specifics for now, or how to care for the young. Just know your work is far from over. 

can you imagine being a professional clown and finding a screenshot of a tumblr post on clownstagram or whatever where someones sharing a picture of you in costume and saying its what a clown looks like when theyre in heat.

dingdongyouarewrong:

dingdongyouarewrong:

dingdongyouarewrong:

dingdongyouarewrong:

sanrio? you mean the guy with the coat and mittens?

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yknow what i was trying to be topical and do a sanders joke because i accidentally read sanrio as sanders but they can’t all be winners. not every joke is funny and i appreciate the humility tumblr brings. pack it up, boys

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MINERVA SAVING ME 

NO YOU’RE THINKING OF SAN PELLEGRINO, SANRIO IS THAT WHITE STUFF ON BEACHES

FUCK NO IT’S SANGRIA I SAW ‘FRUIT’ AND WAS LIKE OH I KNOW THIS ONE

THIS IS A REAL ROUGH EVENING FOR ME FOLKS, JUST LS ALL AROUND

expobeau:

i stg if y’all drive the cast off the internet bc y’all can’t just watch a thing i’m going to lose my fucking mind

just fucking behave y’all

kurozu501:

lets all take a moment today to remember the anime characters that are actually good.

incorrectsmashbrosquotes:

Yet even more Three Houses Quotes…

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Lindhart: How do I look Jasper?

Caspar: With your eyes Lin.

Lindhart: Caspar I am this close to throwing your ass out the fucking window.

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*After the Battle of Gronder Field where the Golden Deer managed to capture their former friends instead of having to kill them.*

Byleth: WHAT ARE YOU!?

Dimitri: An idiot sandwich.

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Jeralt: Kid! What’ve you got there!

Ten Year Old Byleth: A Knife!

Jeralt: That’s my kid!

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Byleth: Die demon! *attacks Death Knight*

Death Knight: *holds up Uno Reverse Card*

Byleth: Ah shit.

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*AU where Jeralt lived and Leonie and Byleth get married*

Jeralt, giving his wedding toast: You know Leonie, when I said I think of you as a daughter this isn’t what I meant.

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Marianne, explaining her problems to Claude: Haven’t you ever thought that maybe the world would be better of without you?

Claude: *imagines if Lorenz were Class Head of the Golden Deer* … No. The world needs me.

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Dorothea: Studies show that one out of every five friends are gay. …I hope it’s Bernadetta. She’s really cute.

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Rahpael: If I punch myself and it hurts am I to weak or too strong.

Leonie: Strong!

Caspar: Weak!

Ingrid: An idiot.

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Classmates: McDonald’s!  McDonald’s! McDonald’s!

Dimitri: We have food at home.

Edelgard: *pulls into Drive-Thru as classmates cheer* One black coffee please.

Claude, Tokyo Drifting into the Drive-Thri:  McDonald’s!  McDonald’s! McDonald’s!